I hear a lot of talk but I can't remember the last time tumblr did anything that wasn't "raise awareness."

First they came for the basic bitches, and I said nothing.

Seriously. It's fine if you don't like cinnamon, nutmeg, and cloves, but there are some delicious things that are not super sweet dessert coffees made with them.

NONE FOR ME, THANKS. I'M ON A NEW DIET. LOT'S OF FARRO.

Don Davis (Major Briggs) is also deceased, as is Frank Silva (Bob).

Gordon Cole, motherfuckers.

"I did some raids down in Africa"

Supposedly the guy who threw the banana at Simmonds was doing it as a "slip on the banana peel" joke for the shootout, didn't realize how racist it was, and immediately regretted it. Still.

Honestly, a Whit Stillman movie about middle age expats would be potentially great. All his anachronisms and brutal satire would work so well in that scenario.

Ted Nugent is a real-life hebephile, by his own words. That goes beyond "skeeve" in my book.

He's in his 60s, and it's not like he's ever had a great ear for youth culture.

Chloe Sevigny and Adam Brody are not exactly young, Whit. Though it wouldn't hurt for you to no longer attempt to write about young white people, either. Thanks for Barcelona, though.

Noted.

A vise is a tool. A vice is a bad habit. Keep that in mind when you search on Craigslist.

Nope. Can't bring myself to hatewatch things anymore.

I actually did hesitate on the gender pronouns, but then saw "tech" in your username and plunged ahead. Whoops.

Turns out, she's fine.

There he is, get him!

Let's put this in more concrete terms. Suppose OzBaxter got into a routine traffic accident, just a typical fender bender, except that the car he hit had someone carrying an infant on their lap, not in a carseat, and the person wasn't wearing a seatbelt. The baby dies from the injuries, and the person holding the baby…

And legal safety standards are a pretty good basis for "reasonably prudency".