shamoononon
Shamoononon drives like a farmer
shamoononon

We’re talking about the saddle not the dog right? In any event I see it as pinkish, though I can also get a light brown if I look at it for a while.

This is literally the dumbest thing I’ve read in months.

This story misses the most important part, though: what code was the car throwing?

I like the part at about 24 minutes where one guy is stuck in a steep rut trying to walk his bike up when another guy comes up hard behind him and has to ride into the bushes on the side and gets stopped. Does he get pissed at the guy in front who was blocking his line and forced him to dump the bike? Nope, he gets

I don’t have much but if I could I would buy Detective McElyea every beer he wanted from now until the end of time.  Serious amounts of respect for anyone who can wade into this darkness in order to catch these scumbags.

Ugh, Randy Quaid just gets worse and worse

Ok. well. That was easily the worst thing I’ve heard about in a while. 

“This story is stranger, and sadder, than it initially appears.”

Counterpoint: touch the cars. You won’t hurt ‘em. They will be fine. Get your grubby mitts all over them. Someone can just wipe the prints off later. No harm done.

He also faces charges for violating several Transport Canada civil aviation rules.

If you don’t create spaces for people to legally jump their cars, they will illegally jump them on the street.

Just some good old boys, never meaning no harm...

Bees? Call someone to relocate them to a safe place.
Mud daubers? Eh, live and let live, or if need be wait until the wasp leaves and knocks the nest down.
Hornets? Fire.

Why in God’s name was this wretched execrence given any kind of bond at all?? HE SHOT MULTIPLE WOMEN AND DID SO WHILE OUT ON BOND FOR SHOOTING SOMEONE.

I wanna know what the rest of Saudi Doody’s rap sheet looks like, because I gotta know what the first 28 years look like before you become this fucked up.

No, but this* is:

It’s a joke making fun of tuner cars that used to all plaster different automotive performance product manufacturer stickers all over their cars. Used to see it much more often in the early 2000's, but some people won’t let the trend die.