dang it all! Crap. 

nothing accomplished. Sorry, boss, but this is a hard problem.

Why is it so hard for some fools to understand that you don’t microwave fuggin seafood at work? Especially when it’s like 5000 degrees out and humid. Inconsiderate scourge!  

Nothing sounds good and I can’t afford to lose weight. Post something appetizing please!

Edit:  Thanks, all.  The humor in reading these replies allowed me to eat a somewhat substantial lunch.  

Went to the cafeteria to pick up some of their Salisbury steak (pretty good for hamburger meat) and spilled the majority of the gravy down my sweater and pant leg on my way to my desk. Oh, another typical day for me!

What’s for lunch??!!

my finger nails. It’s horrible! I feel like I’m some cheesy scene in a movie. 5 hours to go...

California DMV is impossible. It takes 2 months to get an appointment, if you don’t have one you’re waiting for 4-6 hours. WHAT THE REALLY FUCK?


Anywho, kid got her drivers permit, now I’m downing coffee just trying to stay awake. COFFEE!!!

while my kid is home alone. All because i can’t find the one fucking line of code that is breaking everything. Kind of pissed off. Because of the filters at work I can’t include an image to show you how pissed off I am.

I’ve managed to eat way too many cookies. Feeling pretty ill now. That might be the end to that.

I bought it for myself after I hit a mile stone birthday. I got it nearly half off because I’m old and know other engineers who work at Sony. Tonight I’m battling my teenager who also has one (they don’t know they’ll be battling me, it’s a surprise).

On my way to work I stopped to take over a Poke gym. Somebody kept…

So my insurance for two cars (including a brand new vehicle and a 98 vehicle) at full coverage (maxed out) doubled. It’s almost another 100 a month. I had a ticket last year around February but hadn’t had a ticket previous for 20 years. I’ve gone around and questioned others about the rate hike and even people without…

How I love thee! Even at work, you make me so happy.

Octopus. I’m willing to bet I know who it is and it is Octopus. Don’t people know this is taboo at work? My lord. Time to up my game and add a fifth box of baking soda to my cubicle.

So I could also buy a giant cookie from work cafeteria lady. The register lady under-charged me somehow even though I told her about it. Total was 5$. Well played cookie, I love you. <3 <3 I LOVE COOKIE!

Link from i09. ‘It Follows’ is literally a creature that follows you and when it catches you it kill and humps you at once. So weird. ‘Train to Busan’ is almost comedic though probably better than the others on the list. Are there really any scary movies anymore? Seems they’re funny, really stupid or just a gore…

Wish me luck. Gut gurgling imminent.

If I should go spend 1.50 on a cookie or not. Already spent a $5 on lunch... Tis a really good cookie though. Heavenly.