Do you realize what a brilliant concept that is?

Never heard of selling loosies as applied to cookies. That’s smart.

Whoa whoa, did you say chocolate covered marshmallow cookies!?

This article is pointless until we know the flavor!!1@

Moms are neg ninjas.

THANKS KEITH needs a gif with a sarcastic-looking junior high girl.

THANKS KEITH

I was in eighth grade and mister king of junior high says to me “I know who you are you’re like the most popular girl of all the like unpopular people.”

and you can eat them all day long without consequence

#notallcookiemonsters

“It true. Me have a lot of friends in politics. But they wouldn’t be me friends very long if they knew me steal cookie. Understand it don’t matter to me what a monster does for his cookies. But stealing cookie? That dangerous.”

Where are the white leaders?! Where are the white fathers?! When will they address this insidious issue?! This guy has drug arrests!!!!!!!!

Listen...I am tired.

“Dylann Storm Roof”

Star this comment if you 100% will be drinking Franzia/Wild Vines while watching this

This is because way too many managers refuse to back their employees.

Meh the South couldn’t get too worked up over it. It was all in subtitles and us Southerners are either too ignorant to read all that shit or confused why Jesus wasn’t speaking American like he’s supposed to.

HULK MOMAGER SMASH ENTITLED SANTA CLAUS ASSHOLE!

I call ahead to the restaurant and tell them she’s had a stroke which has changed her personality

No. Do not do that. Do not ever threaten to do that. I was raped when I was younger, and I was afraid to tell my father because I knew he would want to do something like that. I was so afraid of what would happen, so I never told him. So, please, if something should ever happen to one of your daughters, make sure you…