What the fuck with the books? How would you ever find something? This deeply offends me. On principle, now I can never be a GOOPy.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. One for each Golden Girl.

I’ve decided anyone who isn’t neurotic, or claims not to be, is most likely boring and/or not smart and/or actually meta-neurotic. Everyone I know has something weird and ritualistic - and I’m okay with that. I feel like I should take a toke on a joint at this point in writing this post and ask, “I mean, what IS…

Maybe you might have made a decent point, but I didn’t get past your first lines. I can not believe you just called her beliefs “retarded.” That was ignorant, and you know it. Retarded - not allowed anymore. Don't be an ignorant, hurtful person.

That’s what predators do. They can mask their true selves. It’s amazing how capable they are of presenting a safe face to the world in order to access vulnerable populations. I appreciate that Whoopi is learning this - however; isn’t she a bit old to have NOT learned this already? I mean, does she not have an…

Grew up with a hot mom with mush for brains here. I'm definitely more average looking. It sucked as a teen. Now - I just feel bad for her. Generally speaking, looks go before brains as we age...so she's got even less to work with.

I feel dirty now. Thanks for posting it though, so now I don't have to buy it and perpetuate this insanity, except I just did by looking at it.

Shut. Up. I’m horrified. And any of the Jolie-Pitt’s definitely wore it better.

$5 for front teeth, $1 for all other teeth. That's how TF rolls in our house. And the $5 was just because that's what we had available. I think we got a buck a tooth back in the day? $600 for teeth though? What can that little girl need $600 for? Just - no.

Maybe 10 years, or maybe never. No shame in that.

I just don’t think I’m going to read this. Unless Harper Lee herself videos a statement that says this is what she wanted...it’s never okay to publish someone’s work that hasn’t been edited and made final.

Already cried at the preview. I love love love Toni Collette. I can't even handle this movie.

I vow to do my best to not do this to my only. I promise!

I have a sibling. I was still on my own when my parent died. Yeah, physically my sibling existed. But you know who got me through it? My spouse and best friend. My sibling and I can barely communicate. I’m not negating your wish, but I just wanted to share my perspective. Having a sibling you can't connect with is…

It is.

I wish we knew each other in real life. We could hug and then punch everyone else.

TL; DR SJP. Just came to the comments to say that Sex in the City was a really crap show. And I was obsessed with it - obsessed - I was all, “that’s so my life” even though it wasn’t AT ALL.

What? Okay, I'm looking for that too!

Seriously - just noticed that and it's the 3rd time I'm watching!

I've been there. Keep bouncing on the ball, walk, have sex if you can stand it, and nipple stim. Don't worry, that little dude will have to come out, they always do.