“unspeakably lit”

I have to admit, when I saw this morning that Alex Smith had thrown for 368 yards I was really trying to figure out how he managed 125 completions in one game.

While we’re at it, I might as well put in a quick plug for the Eat Less Food diet and the Spend Less Money budget.

☐ Mayweather

“....this morning”

I said your name out loud and laughed... More than once.

I thought they shaved the silver lining off.

Home Improvement was fiction?

After fewer than 9 players showed up? Was it 8? 7? That number was too big to report accurately?

The main reason that craps is the best beginner game is that everyone is on the same team. In blackjack if you don’t act as “the book” says you should, other people on the table can get pisssssed at you. In craps, everyone wants everyone else to win. It’s extremely low pressure.

Pretty please let something go wrong and this turn into a curse on the franchise.

a lot more hassle than you’d think.

Icy what you did there

“Good job out there, Chemosabe.”

Full-time eclipse marketing and events consultant? There’s a niche.

Now I’m imagining you as Kraven the Hunter stalking/harassing this baby.

This feels like a win-win.

Unless the guy hitting behind him sucks?

This times 1000. He had several pitches to hit including the one he meekly grounded foul. The last two weren’t good but they were hoping he’d chase to keep his streak going. Nothing wrong with what the pitching team did outside of that first pitch.

It’s hysterical how the announcer was condemning the entire Dodgers organization, like it was Dave Roberts was signaling the pitcher to hit Siri while Farhan Zaidi nodded his head in approval.