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Stop being a fucking dick-faced douche

Much like using extremely historic and also very unique, President Bartlet would like a word with you

And???

I don’t get it

Where is this mythical place where a long, loud fart isn’t hilarious?

That line he says right after the song, “You can’t run from me. Oh you can. You keep surprising me.” Kills me every time

What a fucking penis

You do realize that’s essentially 50 stories up, right? That’s pretty high. We have black hawks based out of our town and while the fly pretty high at times, there’s plenty of times where they can’t possibly be higher than 500 feet. Let’s stop acting like we know how high they’re supposed to fly. They aren’t going to…

Just like how President Trump has normalized the fuck-o’s we have put there, we need more people to stand up and cheer for things like this, to normalize what is right and good for society. Shit, all he’s doing is taking a knee. Isn’t taking a knee a sign of respect? Don’t players take a knee when a player is injured…

Who knew that America’s Pastime would handle this better than The Shield? Maybe it’s because they’ve admitted their racist past as a game. Seriously, I don’t know. But watching the reaction of the fans made me cry at 420 in the morning in bed. This country doesn’t need to be “taken back” or any shit like that. This…

Want to see something goofy? Watch the home plate ump, pitcher backing up the play and even the right fielder as the ball arrives to the plate. All 3 of those guys jump at the exact same time as the catcher does as he tries to catch the ball. As if they’re willing him to catch it

Oh, grade school, how I do not miss you

There is a basketball drill called cutthroat where you divide into 3 or more teams (usually just 3) and let them play (3-on-3, 4-on-4 or 5-on-5) continuously. 2 teams start off playing each other and if a team gets scored on, they’re out till the next point. You keep track of points. Winning team doesn’t have to run,…

Anyone who says he wasn’t down is living by alternative facts

Yep. Nice

Quick! No looking it up. How long ago was that?

You’re either trolling or really, really stupid

I almost spit my drink out