Questioned after the game why he walked him, Moseley disdainfully replied, “Ask Siri, he has all the answers.”

Iron can’t sharpen iron, and steel can’t be melted by jet fuel

Just don’t flaunt your flirtation in public too much.

If you don’t read EVERY communication from Ole Miss in the voice of Foghorn Leghorn, and start every paragraph by mentally adding “Ahh say, Ahh say...,” then what are we even doing here?

That’s Charlie Hustle for you. So much dedication to the game, he’d play ball even without any grass on the field.

I agree. He didn’t get two feet down despite making a baseball move.

I can’t fall asleep on planes because i know as soon as i do, someone’s gonna stick their fingers in my mouth.

careful with that a/c advice. if you live in a very humid area even turning it up to 85 for a week could turn your house into a swamp to rival Dagobah welcoming you home to musty/moldy goodness

Bartman gave a lengthy statement of his own and decried his “harsh scapegoating:”

Moises Alou must be pissed. Also, he’s probably upset.

neither diet coke or coke zero taste anything like regular coca-cola

Funny you should mention that, considering it’s illegal to drive without car insurance.

How does car insurance work in your part of the world?

Um, I had multiple six packs during my wife’s pregnancy, so I’m not sure what the big deal is.

Yeah, the obsession with being The Man is a really good point. George ripped C.J. Miles for taking the final shot in Game 1 against the Cavs this year, even though it was: 1) the right play since Miles was wide open; 2) George is like, 0-12 or something in his career on last-second buzzer-beaters. After getting…

Yea, I don’t know if there’s a precise way to value “Scores 35 one night, shoots 4 for 9 the next night, busts ass off the ball on offense and plays great defense both nights. Seems content with this.” But it’s clearly worth a lot to the Warriors right now.

I have a friend who didn’t make it through the Hawaiian volcano short before Inside Out even started. Then she just wept through the whole thing.

I cried during Inside Out.

I’m not sure how that excuses her outing him. If anything, it makes her looks worse because she probably said it to retaliate and be nasty back at him.

She didn’t read him at all. She looked like a snotty, obnoxious brat sharing a painful secret. Also, the Bachelor will air footage from the sex scandal. I’m not sure why people expect to act like fools then blame the production staff for capturing it on camera. That’s the whole purpose of reality tv. How about take…