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A 5-second violation is for in-bounding the ball and the ball was in-bounded. Next time understand the rules before you try to put blame on the refs/commissioner.

The problem is the Red Sox are in Ft. Meyers, FL and not Jupiter, which has a much stronger gravitational pull. He was over-correcting.

Who hurt you, starcrunch?

Settle down Kellyanne.

I laughed, then I went back and watched it again 50 times. Idk man looks like 2 steps

Just make him go left!

Terms of the contract remain undisclosed although one can assume he can now afford his own goddamn pic-a-nic baskets.

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When I lived in New Orleans, I came home one time and the power was out. I asked my roommate, the one who handled the bills, what happened. He shurgged his shoulders and said, “The bill came during Mardi Gras.”

Who loses a shoe? Honestly!

Who loses a shoe? Honestly!

All the stars for you.

Two things:
I think it’s important to understand that whether it’s the president himself, the vice president, the senior team, the volunteers, or the people who are out there just in america that voted for him that walked the streets or put up a sign, that to constantly be told no no no and to watch him go yes yes yes

Is he saying that all this could have been avoided with a participation trophy, a round of applause and a complimentary pussy-grab back in September 2015? Because that’s kinda what I’m hearing.

oh, but we didnt demoralize him, sean - he came to us, quite honestly, without any morals at all.

If Republicans were smart—if they were a rational political party able to act in their own best interests—they’d impeach Trump as soon as possible.

What’s diabetes? Is that related to my diabeetus?

This is like watching a bunch of Trump voters cheering when Obamacare is repealed, only to find out that Obamacare and the ACA (which they rely on for their diabetes medication) were the same thing.

I hate myself for reading all of that.

Roses are red, nuts are brown,
Skirts go up, pants go down.
Body to body, skin to skin,
When it’s stiff, stick it in.
It goes in dry and comes out wet,
And the longer it’s in, the stronger it gets.
It comes out dripping and starts to sag,
It’s not what you think, it’s a Starks’s Teabag!!

Not to pick directly on you, but I get irritated when people claim that LED’s don’t save money. There is a price premium for LED’s, but that is usually alleviated over time by the savings in electricity and the longer-lasting nature of the bulb. Simple math shows this.