What if instead of seceding, we just kinda stuffed them into Idaho? No harm, no foul.

Maybe it will be good for Penn State to get a sense of how it feels to have its case ignored.

-Emu Gossage

This? This is one of my favorite posts ever on this site. I hate that it came from a tragedy like this, but this was pure gold. Bravo!

This made me chuckle.

If you’re not from Brazil, it’s hard to understand the magnitude of this tragedy.

High five to that man.

This should do it even more. Haven’t had a picture move me this way in a long time

Such a ridiculous double standard when it comes to catching your spouse masturbating. The few times I’ve caught my wife or found out about it later I’m like “Hey now, that’s hot...want some company?” But whenever she catches me it’s all “Gross! What’s wrong with you? At least wait until the funeral is over!”

You should ABSOLUTELY take ballroom dancing classes, girls love that! I took tango in college I met so many gorgeous and interesting women and had a lot of great dating experiences. Plus, even when the classes were over, I was able to use my new moves to impress other gals. Plus it’s fun! Dancing is cool.

Knock knock.

He didn’t attend his grandfather’s funeral—the same grandfather he once called before every game.

Rodgers is a transcendent quarterback who is forgetting about his family 50 years ahead of his peers.

Wine comes in a bottle?

You are bringing up first amendment rights? God what a fucking stupid take... no wonder you cant grasp the issue of not voting.

Let’s not forget: Fuck Hillary Clinton for being such a terrible candidate and odious personality with the worst political instincts since Walter Mondale, making Trump a viable choice for millions of people.

“I am sorry, the word we were looking for was Naggers....Naggers.”

I think “We finally have a coach who doesn’t have an accent” is the winner.

You didn’t need to say you played Ultimate everyone can tell you used to play Ultimate because you capitalized it and also called it Ultimate instead of Adult Frisbee.

Baby Got BAC