SLAP!

Well color me shocked then. So then are they really skidding?

Is it really skidding or did they more roll off? I assume no ABS on planes so I guess they could lock the wheels up and skid off the runway.

25,000 miles high? Holycrap!

“as if coaches were responsible for imparting moral as well as cultural values upon our youth.” 

Definitely only 2. I can’t tell if he’s being sarcastic about the travel or not but it certainly was only 2

.

Jerry Rice

Yeah, because that’s what everyone is upset about. A cap on how many people we allow in. You’re stupid.

Full time out Jesus. A 30 second timeout would be him touching his shoulders

That’s not the way to handle that situation. Down here it’s a perfectly legitimate excuse and wouldn’t invite violence

I couldn’t read that without doing the accent in my head

Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!

Failed launch? The damn things definitely launched!

I didn’t know that the crescent shaped part of a 5-in-1 tool was for getting excess paint out of roller covers. Holy crap does that ever release a bunch of paint! Like, it has to be 5-10 ounces of paint. That adds up if you’re doing a bunch of painting. Plus, it cuts down on the cleaning time since you don’t have to…

Oh. My. God. This

Nah

Feet weren’t set. Clearly a blocking call. Feet were moving backwards as they ran into her

Thank you for working that out. Anyone who argues is too stupid to argue back with. Don’t even bother. Anyone that understands math gets that LED’s save money. Unfortunately, stupid people don’t like numbers and facts

They actually use flyovers as training. At almost any college football game, especially a televised one, every thing that happens prior to kickoff is choreographed down to the second. I’m talking every stadium PA announcement, when the teams come out to warm up, whatever songs the band plays, etc. It has to be in…