I know when I reached any stumbling block when researching my thesis, a surprise tit massage usually helped me clear the mental hurdle.

“he’s had the freedom to ask me for it whenever he wanted”

I appreciate the sentiment, but also am extremely dubious at the idea that a teen boy isn’t watching porn based on the amount he’s willing to report his use to his mom.

“[Cuban] is a large male with large hands, making penetration without lubrication of the woman in the standing position virtually impossible.”

Okay, now he’s ready to run for president.

Well to be fair to all the bible thumping rubes, Obama was exceedingly black.

Obama: ordered the wrong kind of mustard that one time, amoral abomination.

The most disappointing part of my day is when I hear Trump hasn’t dropped dead yet. Come on deep state what are you waiting for?

We get it man, you went to college. Stop rubbing it in our faces.

I can see someone there that isn’t @ultrasof

I don’t know, allowing people to post pictures with their guns seems like a good way to quickly weed out the people I never, ever, ever, want to go with on a date.

At some point, we can’t keep treating awards shows like the court of public opinion.

“...and the US needs to go BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK to segregation”

“Dunkirk” getting snubbed both at Best Director and Best Picture made my night. First because it’s shitty. Second, because the tears of Nolanites are always reinvogarating...

Dude no you aren’t. U damn well know this joke has been made.

So, I see that the author deleted the line about ‘17 white lives.’ Without explicitly admitting to the error, he then added a postscript about how he recognizes the victims weren’t all white while implying that anyone who questioned the ‘17 white lives’ statement knew that the ‘real’ reason people cared about this…

Fun Police here, But if they’re not going to call the obvious offensive foul, there is no one in the history of ever that can guard him.

How did he break his ankles? Was it when harden pushed off?

Rodriguez:: “Alright, take this to Kinkos and make twenty copies. In color!”

Oh God, Curt Schilling is logging into the Internet right now.