Playing the sexism card toward a comment about your naivete only drives home the point that you’re a naive child.

Libby, young children of both sexes are wet behind the ears. You’re whipping the sexist card prematurely and losing all credibility in the process.

pretty sexist to describe a 28 year old female journalist as a child

Chill, child.

This article is essentially the longform version of: “Nevermind the history of youth voting patterns—which can be charted over the course of decades. Nevermind that turnout for Congressional elections is always embarrassingly low—in a nation where turnout’s never good in the first place. Nevermind any of that stuff.

It’…

Barack Obama was dealt the worst hand of any president in history. And what did he do with it? He turned it into f*cking aces.

The way to get people to vote is to offer them candidates who actually give people hope that politics could make things better for them

The presumptuousness of this article is choking me. Barack Obama, former President of the United States (and a very good one, comparatively speaking!), needs to be taught a lesson that only a mid 20's year old blogger can teach him!

You know the real problem with voter apathy?

I think you’re missing his point which is:

Former President Doesn’t Get It; Wet Behind The Ears Child Blogger Gets Everything

I’m sorry, but the list of political dynamics and issues where Obama needs an explainer from Libby Watson is exceedingly short.

I’m not sure anything will top the Heat retiring Michael Jordan’s number even though he was on a rival team that regularly knocked Miami out of the playoffs. 

Looks like the NFL’s front office really was listening when the Hall of Fame board said they were finding it harder and harder to breathe. 

Your level of pay depends on how closely you match up to Weebay from “The Wire”.

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart...

Uh, he actually did. I mean, he totally killed people, but he was also consistently productive for them, right? 

Because Aaron Hernandez thrived in NE's "structured" environment?

Until a person who has committed an offense has actually acknowledged what they’ve done, apologized, and made every effort to make amends, I refuse to accept them as a fellow human. I don’t care if it’s cutting me off in traffic or murder.