“I guess that was the short program,” Tessa said, watching the smoke rise from the end of her cigarette.

She is also now pregnant.

And she has to ride his face, multiple times a day.

I was laughing about this last night with my girlfriend. I think it was the girl before Goggia’s run he was talking about how mediocre she was skiing and how slow she was going, her tuck wasn’t good, then she hit the split timer and she had the fastest time of the day. He immediately switched to how fast she was going…

Come on, you’re better than this! My wife and I play in a bowling league together and we’re not fucking.

That was ba-yeah-yeah-yad.

I’m a bit embarassed for you that you think this is a major scoop

The embarrassing thing is your smugness and naivety of the fact that there is nothing wrong with what ESPN did. They weren’t covering up a groundbreaking story about how there’s poison in the chicken or that the menu items are falsely advertised with incorrect calories. The dude lost weight by dieting and probably…

Sportswriters don’t require ethics. You aren’t journalists.

I meaaaaan... this is fine? I feel like calling out Wendy’s in the original headlines was kinda shitty? Obviously the message was cut out fast food but Brown’s experience was tied to a nearby Wendy’s. So while it can be pointed out in the article that he stopped going to Wendy’s, calling them out in the headline makes…

When finally reached for comment, Wendy’s was notably frosty.

Am I supposed to be upset over this? It sounds to me like ESPN should have been smart enough not to trash one of their sponsors in a headline in the first place.

“Gimme a T!”

The whole premise of this article seems...off. Are we supposed to feel bad for the Knierims? Proud of them for skating in a circle well after watching the news? I expected them to be from Parkland, or something. I’m sure a lot of NBA and NHL players had a similar experience this evening.

I can’t see the Gadsden Flag without thinking of this:

He is staying at a very high end, exclusive resort. The staff says that Belichick has been a pleasure. They said he keeps his own room clean since, for unknown reasons, he refuses to use a Butler.

Better communication has obviously been the difference. LeBron yelled defensive instructions to Isaiah Thomas, but the words just seemed to go over his head.

Brietbart is that way

Nah, I’m with you. Barry also looks like a coward for avoiding bringing up the pulling of the race card here also.

Ok, I’m gonna say it. Shani Davis kinda looks like a sore loser here.