🎼🎤 “Be-lieve it or not / Jeff isn’t at home / Please leave a message / At the beep / I must be out / Or I’d pick up the phone / Where can I be? / Believe it or not I’m not home”

Exactly. slowing down the frame to 1/64 per second and looking for anytime the player might have slightly adjusted the ball does not equal “indisputable” proof. The refs and NFL have gotten too cute. Replay was meant to overrule the most egregious calls. Not to litigate every play.

No matter what he did, this was always going to be the take. He couldn’t win here. He came out and did what he always does. There was just so much “But Janet Jackson...” happening (and it’s questionable exactly how much that SB performance hurt her career. I think she’s doing just fine). We can have a legitimate…

An appropriate homage to former Eagles coach Buddy Ryan’s 4'6" defense.

Congratulations, Detroit. You have just hired the DC who lost the Super Bowl despite the fact that his own team never punted.

By the way, someone cut together a bunch of different angles of Brady missing that catch in the first half:

Finally a chance to throw batteries at someone’s head out of joy instead of anger.

You...have a hairdresser?

Remember, he’s only GM until his team completely stinks. Then he just plays basketball.

She was fucking thrilled, what more do you want? GTFOH with that shit.

First of all, let the individuals involved decide what is contrived and condescending. Secondly, I know little about this disease but it could well be something that started affecting the kid after she started playing for the team but now can’t. Context is important.

You must be fun to hang out with.

Are you fucking Sirius, bro?

it’s dumb as hell that a website that relies on referral bonuses via amazon for income to constantly throw shade at the company. it makes you look stupid.

Toucher & Rich?

I don’t want to overstate things, but this is certainly the worst thing to hit New Orleans in my lifetime.

“Does this mean I’m not last anymore?” - Kevin Love

With the proximity of the Super Bowl to the Olympics, I could understand him not wanting to take a Pink Eye Flight between Minnesota and South Korea.

So what you mean by him saying stupid things is him expressing sympathy for the victims, hoping MSU does everything it can to help them, and bringing the correct people to justice? Got it. He obviously misspoke with “right person” comment, which he explained in his second statement. Is his support for Simon, a 40…

See, this is one of the major problems with our insta-journalism. Izzo was asked a question after a game. He didn’t set up a press conference. He surely wasn’t intending to deal with that issue. He had no time to prepare an answer, and the first thing that came out of his mouth wasn’t exactly a good thing to say.…