“Gimme a T!”

The whole premise of this article seems...off. Are we supposed to feel bad for the Knierims? Proud of them for skating in a circle well after watching the news? I expected them to be from Parkland, or something. I’m sure a lot of NBA and NHL players had a similar experience this evening.

I can’t see the Gadsden Flag without thinking of this:

He is staying at a very high end, exclusive resort. The staff says that Belichick has been a pleasure. They said he keeps his own room clean since, for unknown reasons, he refuses to use a Butler.

Better communication has obviously been the difference. LeBron yelled defensive instructions to Isaiah Thomas, but the words just seemed to go over his head.

Brietbart is that way

Nah, I’m with you. Barry also looks like a coward for avoiding bringing up the pulling of the race card here also.

Ok, I’m gonna say it. Shani Davis kinda looks like a sore loser here.

🎼🎤 “Be-lieve it or not / Jeff isn’t at home / Please leave a message / At the beep / I must be out / Or I’d pick up the phone / Where can I be? / Believe it or not I’m not home”

Exactly. slowing down the frame to 1/64 per second and looking for anytime the player might have slightly adjusted the ball does not equal “indisputable” proof. The refs and NFL have gotten too cute. Replay was meant to overrule the most egregious calls. Not to litigate every play.

No matter what he did, this was always going to be the take. He couldn’t win here. He came out and did what he always does. There was just so much “But Janet Jackson...” happening (and it’s questionable exactly how much that SB performance hurt her career. I think she’s doing just fine). We can have a legitimate…

An appropriate homage to former Eagles coach Buddy Ryan’s 4'6" defense.

Congratulations, Detroit. You have just hired the DC who lost the Super Bowl despite the fact that his own team never punted.

By the way, someone cut together a bunch of different angles of Brady missing that catch in the first half:

Finally a chance to throw batteries at someone’s head out of joy instead of anger.

You...have a hairdresser?

Remember, he’s only GM until his team completely stinks. Then he just plays basketball.

She was fucking thrilled, what more do you want? GTFOH with that shit.

First of all, let the individuals involved decide what is contrived and condescending. Secondly, I know little about this disease but it could well be something that started affecting the kid after she started playing for the team but now can’t. Context is important.

You must be fun to hang out with.