Are you fucking Sirius, bro?

it’s dumb as hell that a website that relies on referral bonuses via amazon for income to constantly throw shade at the company. it makes you look stupid.

Toucher & Rich?

I don’t want to overstate things, but this is certainly the worst thing to hit New Orleans in my lifetime.

“Does this mean I’m not last anymore?” - Kevin Love

With the proximity of the Super Bowl to the Olympics, I could understand him not wanting to take a Pink Eye Flight between Minnesota and South Korea.

So what you mean by him saying stupid things is him expressing sympathy for the victims, hoping MSU does everything it can to help them, and bringing the correct people to justice? Got it. He obviously misspoke with “right person” comment, which he explained in his second statement. Is his support for Simon, a 40…

See, this is one of the major problems with our insta-journalism. Izzo was asked a question after a game. He didn’t set up a press conference. He surely wasn’t intending to deal with that issue. He had no time to prepare an answer, and the first thing that came out of his mouth wasn’t exactly a good thing to say.…

“Kept a foot on their nut and just kept pushing.”
“Go on...” -Rex Ryan

No, I think people are griping because they pathetically put their hopes in a Jacksonville team that does not have a functioning QB.

Some of the throws Bortles missed would be made by D-II QBs. His huddle/play clock management is an embarrassment to every grade school student learning to tell time.

Dilfer was Steve…

This is one hell of an article. ‘I’m not saying this game was fixed, I’m simply going to present one-sided evidence to indicate that it was for the team I’m constantly slamming.’

Bills fan, eh?

No way! I use it on Grindr. What are the odds?

My son is 10, and is a really good baseball player. Let’s say in 8 years, he has continued to grow and improve, and actually gets drafted out of high school, and signs a nice contract with an MLB team. Does that entitle me to retire while still in my 40s and expect him to support me for the rest of my life? I’ve…

Change out Pringles for ipecac and jalapenos if you want that time to go down.

He was just Romancing the Stone

She was charged with hindering the investigation, they couldn’t get enough evidence to prove she was involved in the planning. She did not execute the attack. Ray Rice was videotaped brutally punching out his wife and dragging her lifeless body out of the elevator.

My favorite part of this story is the part where I can’t read it because GMG uses ad networks that pop up shit like this that won’t let you navigate off the page or get rid of the pop-up without totally closing the browser and starting over. It helps the reader empathize with Tonya Harding’s grit and determination.…

Idiot

Scalabrine held it all together.