That’s Extremely Worrying: The US School System

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“Then he found Diggs at the 34-yard line, and I thought Diggs was just gonna hop out of bounds to stop the clock. For a split second, I was like, “What is he doing?!”

If only he put his hands up.

I went to Journalismism school at the same time that Seth Wickersham and Wright Thompson were there. And I say “with” purely in the sense that we were all enrolled in J-school at the same time and they wouldn’t know me from Adam, given that the most important thing I learned at J-school is that I wasn’t going to make…

I initially thought you were talking about Drew (someone who does no actual reporting) questioning Simmons.

A greyhound as a mascot is an interesting choice. If they were truly Moravian, they would choose a falcon or water fowl, perhaps.

The player confronted Wood, then followed by firing him immediately, sources say.

Me too.

“I learned to read!”

It’s not collusion, unless you consider years of everybody saying things like “LOL, you just signed JD Martinez for eight goddamn years? Why don’t you just sign Vernon Wells while you’re at it? Jesus” a form of collusion.

Get a load of this Joker

Because of the school connection, that should get Steve Miller banned.

“Suckerpunch” is an interesting word. I was always under the belief that a sucker punch was a punch thrown with no inclination that a punch or violence was coming. Like man walks up to other man with no communication and decks him. Or that a suckerpunch occurs when the receiver is blindsided by it. I’m not debating…

When asked why he would allow Lynch back, Pitino is quoted as saying:

This picture looks like Incognito is forcing Sir Patrick Stewart to give him a blowjob.

Nirvana’s version of “Man Who Sold The World” from MTV Unplugged is fantastic.

I always love when players thank Jesus for helping them win, because Jesus gives fuck all about the Christians on the other team right?

Saban claiming to be happy is about as convincing as Trump claiming to be a genius.

I’ve never seen someone look less excited while “never being happier in his entire life.”