Nothing like getting served, pestered by Sherrifs & taken to court over a Will that myself and my sisters are not only 100% excluded from but do not even have any interest in contesting in the first place.

This is a really bad look for Sager, so I guess he really did die as he lived.

They say something, you write a scathing takedown of their inadequate responses.

In his defense, I’m sure ESPN would hurl some gotcha questions at him, like “Which team do you want to win?” and “What sport is this?”

Yeah, I’m not staying in a place that doesn’t allow me the privacy of the room I am renting. I hang DND signs from the moment I get there until I leave. I’ve had my shit rifled through, change stolen, clothes moved and loud pounding at O’dark-thirty from housekeeping during stays with major hotel/motel chains before…

Better than a new U2 album.

So as a country we’ve decided banning/restricting guns in any way is out of the question, but now we’re just going to accept daily room searches like we’re all children at a particularly punitive boarding school? Guests are paying out the nose to stay at Disney resorts, and they’re still going to have to submit to…

“hello the owner of this phone Courtney. I am buying an iPad.”

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

Printing an article where the father of an NBA player has an opinion that is printed as anything like legitimate erodes trust

Worse yet, he took a knee. Game time is not the time to try and start a protest.

“It’s funny to hear a female write about concussions.”

motherfucker looks like the love child of drew and sean spicer

It’s great it turned out this way but:

There are three (3) types of people in the world.

Depends. Does he have a poster of Rita Hayworth on his wall?

At least they’ll have left their mark after they’re gone.

THIS GUY, MARK DAVIS, I CALL HIM DONALD TRUMP BECAUSE HE GOT ALL HIS WEALTH FROM HIS SENILE FATHER AND HIS INCREASINGLY LUNATIC FAN BASE CONTINUES TO VOCALLY SUPPORT HIM WHILE HE DRIVES EVERYTHING OFF A GODDAMN CLIFF

Tom, THIS GUY right here, when you have a guy who went 45-51 over his last six seasons a decade ago, you HAVE to throw all the money and resources you can at a generational talent such as THIS GUY right here!