Has anyone reached out to the Tequila Cowboy for comment or is Jerry Jones too busy to talk?

I’m waiting for the part where he returns his salary form last year, since he views the season as such a complete and utter failure. What a fuckwit.

“We don’t play for participation trophies”
You don’t play at all, dip shit. 

Even Simmons thinks this shit is corny. Mainly because of the lack of Entourage references.

Ump: Inside corner, strike three! You’re out!

This is how I like to imagine this exchange really going down:

Not West Virginia. Everybody knows miners can’t give consent.

I’d like to see an expanded playoff too, possibly even to 16. But come on, we’ll debated the 9th team. We debate the 69th best team in college basketball and we care about college football 10 times more.

“We”? You’re a fan. Win or lose, your fat ass always belongs on the couch

“a taste of the defense we play in the SEC”?

They were pretty stoked on 11/8/2016.

Gruden would be better off spending the rest of his working life at ESPN. His stature has risen over the years, despite his stats. Everyone wants him to coach, but as the years go by, they forget how average he was. This job will ruin the unearned holy status he’s held dear. Every year he spends not coaching increases…

THIS GUY JON GRUDEN, I CALL HIM DONALD TRUMP BECAUSE HE’S FALLEN UP INTO A JOB HE DOESN’T REALLY WANT AND IT’LL PROBABLY END IN DISASTER.

Big deal. Wait until you see the party my dad throws for me once he gets back with that pack of cigarettes he went out for back in 1986.

“As Pro Football Talk noted, the Jaguars have in the past removed the tarps for previous regular-season games, but in the postseason.”

I’m most impressed by the 4 kids with 5 women statistic.

I mean, have you not read any news from Hollywood this year?

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen