Me too.

“I learned to read!”

“Suckerpunch” is an interesting word. I was always under the belief that a sucker punch was a punch thrown with no inclination that a punch or violence was coming. Like man walks up to other man with no communication and decks him. Or that a suckerpunch occurs when the receiver is blindsided by it. I’m not debating…

When asked why he would allow Lynch back, Pitino is quoted as saying:

This picture looks like Incognito is forcing Sir Patrick Stewart to give him a blowjob.

Nirvana’s version of “Man Who Sold The World” from MTV Unplugged is fantastic.

I always love when players thank Jesus for helping them win, because Jesus gives fuck all about the Christians on the other team right?

Saban claiming to be happy is about as convincing as Trump claiming to be a genius.

I’ve never seen someone look less excited while “never being happier in his entire life.”

Nothing like getting served, pestered by Sherrifs & taken to court over a Will that myself and my sisters are not only 100% excluded from but do not even have any interest in contesting in the first place.

This is a really bad look for Sager, so I guess he really did die as he lived.

They say something, you write a scathing takedown of their inadequate responses.

In his defense, I’m sure ESPN would hurl some gotcha questions at him, like “Which team do you want to win?” and “What sport is this?”

Yeah, I’m not staying in a place that doesn’t allow me the privacy of the room I am renting. I hang DND signs from the moment I get there until I leave. I’ve had my shit rifled through, change stolen, clothes moved and loud pounding at O’dark-thirty from housekeeping during stays with major hotel/motel chains before…

Better than a new U2 album.

So as a country we’ve decided banning/restricting guns in any way is out of the question, but now we’re just going to accept daily room searches like we’re all children at a particularly punitive boarding school? Guests are paying out the nose to stay at Disney resorts, and they’re still going to have to submit to…

“hello the owner of this phone Courtney. I am buying an iPad.”

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

Printing an article where the father of an NBA player has an opinion that is printed as anything like legitimate erodes trust

Worse yet, he took a knee. Game time is not the time to try and start a protest.