“It’s funny to hear a female write about concussions.”

motherfucker looks like the love child of drew and sean spicer

It’s great it turned out this way but:

There are three (3) types of people in the world.

Depends. Does he have a poster of Rita Hayworth on his wall?

At least they’ll have left their mark after they’re gone.

THIS GUY, MARK DAVIS, I CALL HIM DONALD TRUMP BECAUSE HE GOT ALL HIS WEALTH FROM HIS SENILE FATHER AND HIS INCREASINGLY LUNATIC FAN BASE CONTINUES TO VOCALLY SUPPORT HIM WHILE HE DRIVES EVERYTHING OFF A GODDAMN CLIFF

Tom, THIS GUY right here, when you have a guy who went 45-51 over his last six seasons a decade ago, you HAVE to throw all the money and resources you can at a generational talent such as THIS GUY right here!

One would assume that a Pitino would finish up the sex stuff rather quickly

Has anyone reached out to the Tequila Cowboy for comment or is Jerry Jones too busy to talk?

I’m waiting for the part where he returns his salary form last year, since he views the season as such a complete and utter failure. What a fuckwit.

“We don’t play for participation trophies”
You don’t play at all, dip shit. 

Even Simmons thinks this shit is corny. Mainly because of the lack of Entourage references.

Ump: Inside corner, strike three! You’re out!

This is how I like to imagine this exchange really going down:

Not West Virginia. Everybody knows miners can’t give consent.

I’d like to see an expanded playoff too, possibly even to 16. But come on, we’ll debated the 9th team. We debate the 69th best team in college basketball and we care about college football 10 times more.

“a taste of the defense we play in the SEC”?