I remarked to my girlfriend after she heard about this story that “if I ever get that kind of brain damage from anything, please, pull the plug. I don’t want to survive that.”

To which she said “if I found out you got brain damage after a night in a whorehouse, I’d gladly pull the plug.”

“You guys, I got it!

Johnny Manziel During Drunk Driving Arrest: I’m the quarterback of the Cleveland Browns. There’s nothing you ca—

“I’m close to getting on death row.”

Cool, cool. I mean I'm more of a fan of his deep cuts from back in the day but this is alright.

Judging by the bio, Hardy has animosity toward anything with a period.

(Read to the end) I’m currently 31 and a year into so-far unsuccessful colon cancer treatment. I actually start low-dose chemo and radiation in approximately 9 hours and have to go to work afterwords. I went through seven rounds of some pretty damn heavy duty chemo earlier in the year, and had to work through it all,…

Why are the anchors sitting so close together?

If they cut him, the Cowboys will sign him in a heartbeat if he can rush the passer.

Jerry Jones on line 1.

i thought you said they were brothers. they look latino to me.

His hand looks like a fucking watermelon.

This guy is a disgrace, and should be cut so the Bills can pick him up.

Janay Rice says she deeply regrets the role that she played the night of the incident.

This never would have happened to Maadult Cleaves.

Looking at Bob, it appears that he has seen the light.

EMCC are not acting like a bunch of Einsteins.

Ten replies without a direct answer? Webber’s a natural professor.

Webber needs a timeout..(I know.....I know)

More like Cincinnati Dangles, amirite?!?!