Tebow wishes he had that kind of zip on his passes.

I still think they should check to see if Tebow is actually a righty.

“Glazer’s fitness is pretty inspiring”

This was pretty, pretty, good.

Girl to his left:

He now officially has a better prognosis than the Lakers.

I guess you can say... [Puts on sunglasses]... cooler heads prevailed.

“It seems like Williams was utterly unable to carry out his job by doing anything other than making plans and sticking with them, unique circumstances be damned”

My daily fantasy consists of both of these companies going away.

“We want the ball and dinner before 5:00 p.m.!”

I have the same thing but I call it the floor.

And to think people always told him he'd never be above the Menendez Line.

What do you mean he’s in custody? I thought it said he didn’t belong to the Rays anymore.

Losing this way has got to feel like a punch in the nuts to Boise State.

You showed him.

“No, that’s OK...I’ll hand-deliver these painkillers to ‘em. Least I can do.”

“FUCK!” - Jimmy Garoppolo

If the Belgian theater was really serious about locking that logo down, they should have put some rings on it.