Interesting footnote!

You're going to brag about having an iPhone when you literally have a fucking TIME MACHINE??

We’re presuming that you’re going back in time as a white person right?

I would divide the eras into pre- and post- easily-accessible-toilet paper. I’m pretty sure the whole world smelled like doo-doo until about 80 years ago.

“Gonna need more than one paper towel. Better bring me the whole roll, Doris.”

Sorry, I can’t star you for this because of the sachet/sashay error....

Should A-Rod be charged with murder or just involuntary manslaughter?

For me, the one batsman I admired a lot was Sunil Gavaskar. He was someone who tired the bowlers out first with his temperament, and then put them to the sword with his array of strokes. But never did he succumb to their relentless pursuit to raid his citadel.

ESPN: “We feel that Mr. Schilling’s posting of the Confederate flag is unacceptable. The Confederate flag a symbol associated with a period of history in which a group of people were exploited without being paid for the own labor. This does not reflect the values or culture of ESPN or any of our broadcast partners.”