Well, THIS is awkward...

Not the first time I’ve seen somebody come right out of a shoe! {scrambles to erase browsing history}

Go to bed, Rick Grimes.

He actually said it’s NOT an excuse. Besides, haven’t you ever wanted to beat a woman after the death of a nephew? Don’t act like you haven't.

A Bulldog beating a human? That’s not how it’s supposed to work!

How can one adult man look like an alien and act like a child?

Kobe wouldn't have passed that.

Hilarious. I love a good court-slapper!

Oh. My. God.

White Men Can't Win Iowa

Me too. Low-hanging musical fruit. :-/

Opened up his eager arm. He's Mr. Whiteside.

I feel like if you’re commenting on the internet you should know the difference between “your” and “you’re”.

Well, he eats Papa Johns pizza, so technically he already does.

Or, a field that doesn't turn to shit by the 2nd quarter. I'm a Niners fan and it's embarrassing!

Probably a stupid question, but, is this the first time a post-Super Bowl interviews have been held simultaneously on a concourse with multiple player interviews so close together? I honestly can’t remember. It was very hard to hear the players, too!

Kinda neat to see CSC help break up the fights and not beat the shit out of the participants in the process. Progress!!!

Translation: This client will no longer make me a dime, so peace out!

God damn you that's amazing.

The Bills will sign him, where he'll eventually be relegated to the parking lot and make TONS of new friends.