Let's make a deal you stay off the internet for a little while.

Good article. Starting a Fans Lives Matter movement immediately.

Terrible dish, clean shot. #DishwasherDetergentJokes

-1 testicle

Not sure why this is such a big deal. Dude used to play in Atalanta, which has a population well over 5 million. Makes sense Georgia would be a factor.

“Scottie, I’m yours” sounds like something plenty of 20-30 year olds could be saying to him now.

Deez nuts are also buy one, get one free!

Deez nuts are also buy one, get one free!

Have you ever seen hockey in person? That’s literally EVERY city’s fans’ reaction.

It should say “winner: everyone who watches this colossal fuck up”.

God I hope Michael Vick sees this.

So are we doing this every night?

Lucky ball!

I think at some point the main question will become whether or not they want to challenge the wins record. When it becomes clearer they're running away with the top seed in the west, I wonder if some of these guys will sit.

“73-9 seems untouchable”.

Glad it didn't have to go In & Out of the courtroom.

I bought one of these a few months ago from Bed, Bath, and Beyond. It was MUCH cheaper (I used one of the 20% off coupons they mail me every week) than Amazon’s prices. Y’all might want to check there. It might be cheaper than getting them at these prices on Amazon.

I bought one of these a few months ago from Bed, Bath, and Beyond. It was MUCH cheaper (I used one of the 20% off…

Not as much as originally planned, due to their most recent blowout. 💩

I’m guessing Berman got his “Cosby” on and offered her a cocktail and a couple deux deux deuxs.

Rush the passer > rush the girlfriend

“I could to that!”