Well toss me on a couch of guns and color me surprised!

Is that a commercial for IPod or cocaine?

Cris Carter’s going to have a great addition to this post.

Maybe Eddie Murphy can give us back the last 28 years of waiting for him to be funny.

Terrible call. But the clock DID stop after the play ended. #BabySteps

+1 bottle of codeine syrup

Nice throw!

Thank god they didn't put Papelbon out there to close it. Probably would've choked it away.

Maybe with his skills as a night janitor he’ll enter the game for mop up duty when the outcome is certain.

Is he the first Jamaican head coach in NFL history?

Kinda neat how he had the same nickname as another Malone does off the court!

You clearly haven’t watched much NBA and/or heard of Joey Crawford. Dude’s horrible and prances around while making calls like he's a goddamn Tony award winner.

Does Drew Magary know you stole his writing style?

Wish I was one of those 12 fans who witnessed it live!

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