Are we sure that wasn’t a Twitter hoax too?

Not sure what it is about McCaffrey but he sure has grit, wouldn’t expect such a selfish decision out of a high motor guy like that.

This article could have been comprised solely of Lena Dunham tweets and it would have been completely appropriate. Something sad about complaining unironically and then acting like no one got the joke when people don’t agree. Also, she molested her sister, people don’t forget.

“Obviously, I think there’s been a common denominator throughout the season of our offensive struggles. Certainly, not saying it’s me, but we need to sit down and we need to figure out what that common denominator is and continue to progress as an offense.”

Actually it doesn’t sound like that bad of an idea to me. And after people go to a game, they can stop at Ice Town on the way home.

“Mr. Royal, Dean Spanos is holding on line one.”

What if the hypothetical Boogie-to-Boston trade had been good? What if it had been bad?

1) So this reminds me that it might be a good time to elaborate on a little thing called game theor

One is a pinnacle of artistic achievement in my opinion; the other is a movie where Buster Keaton did a really intricate stunt.

The issue with Sports Illustrated and LeBron’s hairline is that no one’s buying either.

That’s like me going in there and saying, ‘Hey, you did something on your paperwork wrong.’

Whatever you need to tell yourself, man.

It’s been just two years since the Jets’ most recent housecleaning, when Rex Ryan’s and John Idzik’s John Idzik’s and Rex Ryan’s forced Laurel and Hardy routine went crashing into the bandstand.

Delicious, savory tears.

It’s about ethics in kinesiology

Don’t blame me. I wanted to sign Kodos.

Atlanta Hawks basketball: Catch it...or whoa, watch the fuck out!

I mean, I guess I understand the argument for not spending any time deciding what you’re going to wear if you want to stretch it...but do you need 25 fucking identical blazers to accomplish the task? It’s not like they’re power forwards who can’t play out of position.

Sam stood out from the start. “Born on third base,” as he says, not because his family had money but because he considers intellect, not class, to be the new driver in society.

At first I thought watching a game backward didn’t make a lot of sense. Then I realized it’s just another perspective. And from that perspective every game ends in a tie. And then I thought, why not draft another power forward?