The shrimp’s a real coach on the field. Spends a lot of time in the gym. The shrimp’s got a heckuva motor.

“it’s a gritty, tough, hard-working shrimp. The word that probably best describes it is tenacious.”

Step one, and I cannot emphasize this enough, is “Be born in the West Indies”

Giving a Fuck

...it seems weird that a mortgage company’s logo is an upside-down house

At the Warriors’ Halloween party, Steph Curry simply ate 73 cookies and wept.

“We interrupt this episode of SpongeBob SquarePants to bring you UConn vs UCF: The ConFLiCT.”

Those people travel like crazy. And when they travel people are standing up and cheering them. I’ve seen footage. Not nice!

In all seriousness, that would be such an appropriate Trump take, being that Obama is a basketball guy. He can work that in somehow. He already has all the opinions of every old timer that’s ever chatted me up at a bar anyway, might as well work in #3 on their list of sports opinions (#2 being that football is now for…

Objectively a very cool name, though a little unexpected from a fireballer.

John Smiley

Tom Seaver. Sounds like one of the Hardy Boys’ best pals.

WHERE ARE YOUR GODS NOW TECH-PRIESTS OF SILICON VALLEY?

I’ve accepted that the Cubs will probably win a World Series in the next couple of years, but please, just once more can I see the light fade from a smiling Cubs fan’s eyes. Just so I can feel normal again.

Sounds like someone just found Deadspin. Welcome to the fold, Darren.

OF COURSE they’re doing it for publicity. It’s why you protest - to put public attention on an issue.

Kinda sounds like you’re the asshole here.

What profession has the highest rate of “Fuck this, I’m out of here” spontaneous quitting?

Nats came to town in ‘06. Most of the fans now have only been fans since 2012 aka when they made the playoffs. DC sports fans are the worst.