I believe there is a typo in your title, it should be "This is an erection to top"

Thanks for doing this Dan.

Who is voting for Clemens and not Bonds?!? I would love to hear their logic behind that decision...

Q.E.D.

Think of it this way. There are two kinds of people, in America at least. There are people who understand racism at some level, sometimes a very sophisticated level. There are people who don't understand racism, perhaps because they are too highly privileged, perhaps from a sort of willful ignorance, or perhaps as a…

She's not just wrong, she's BostonWrong.

I applaud Deadspin for publishing this. The only question is how long it will be until the comments are closed.

Or blame morons who imbue hockey with idiotic tit-for-tat reprisal-based morality. Those people are gaaaaaaaaaaaarbage.

Woah woah, Cowboy. Let's start with basic punctuation and capitalization, and then we'll move onto the multiple syllable words you can and can't use.

Incognito: Siri, send a message to Jonathan Martin saying I have Snickers leftover from Halloween.

Siri: I sent a text message to Jonathan Martin

Martin: :(

There are a LOT of thirty- and forty-something guys out there who absolutely hate their lives/jobs/wives/families/friends and would kill five hookers to return to their college days, and will overpour/watch Cameron Crowe movies/ogle teenagers/obsess over made-up money lines/refer to their old friends by laughable…

Seinfeld's over Cheers'? Screw you.

Bobby Valentine plans to sneak into the studio disguised as someone who's not an idiot.

Hey, "Hey, [cultural fad], wanna buy [yesterday's useless artifact]?", wanna buy "[year in the far past] called and wants its [highlight feature that was probably in vogue then but is now being passed off as fancy and new] back"?

No, that doesn't seem more likely because all of the former players going back on it gave very plausible scenarios of what they actually said, and how it was (purposefully) misinterpreted. Except for the last example, I could totally see how this is possible. And if the players were actually that disgruntled with…

They play hockey, which I understand is a sport!

I think that was more of a "no one wants your autograph" gesture. Which is a pretty awesome comeback if the Rice defenders tried using the autograph stuff as trash talk.

He was the Jaguars' beat writer so you can understand why he doesn't know a whole lot about the NFL

Yeah, stick to sports, man.