Jeff Green has had maybe the most hilariously fascinating career in NBA history. He is perpetually on the trading block as both the cause of all his current team’s struggles and the solution to all his next team’s struggles.

I don’t know if it’s more or less, just different. My 25+ years as a Pirate fan have been playoff heartbreak bookending 20 years of depressing incompetence and irrelevance. At this point it feels great just to be watching meaningful baseball after July again, but ask me again in a few years if this current core gets…

I’m not sure the day of maybe the most anticipated baseball game of the past 30 years was the best time for a “hey, you should care about cricket!” article.

Trump’s pulled out every other dog whistle, I’m surprised he’s never played the “they never call traveling any more” card. “When I’m president, they’re gonna call so much traveling, the best traveling, you won’t even believe.”

He better hurry up and finish his education. He’s in for a rude surprise on November 9th, after our “rigged” election, when he searches for “white people shooting.”

John Candeleria

Right, because seeing the ALCS MVP work out of a bases loaded no outs jam was soooooooooooooooooooo boring.

I believe him. If he was really paying homage to Trump, he would have followed ““No. No Trump call. No Trump call,” with “you’re the Trump call!”

In response to the sheriff’s comments, ESPN announced that Bill Simmons has been suspended an additional 5 years.

Sadly, this is the most America is ever going to care about a drone victim

Snitches get [pitchers with] stitches [removed from playoff games]  

HUDS is Harvard University Dining Services (management). UNITE HERE is the union.

Having lunch with the workers is “divisive” but hearing management’s side is “within the guidelines of section programming.” Cool, got it.

I’m saying in my experience DC has a particularly obnoxious strain of recent transplant/young professional bandwagon fans (particularly the Nationals and Capitols), and that fans of new teams in new cities shouldn’t exaggerate their connection to the team.

I think I know what company they hired:

Ha, I’m not denying that, and if that makes you want to not root for the Steelers or Penguins (I assume you’re not talking about the Pirates), good on ya.

DC’s bandwagon sports culture makes it impossible for me to root for the Nationals. When the Nationals made the playoffs in 2012, too many of my friends who moved to DC after college were posting, “Finally, the Nats in the playoffs!” statuses. Being 20 years into the Pirates losing season streak at that point, you…

Sure, fine, he understands leverage and makes decisions that maximize his teams win probability, but the true measure of a manager is making sure players don’t eat fried chicken in the clubhouse.

OK, fine, but what’s his excuse for being named Shawnacy?

My money’s still on a ghost. Specifically: