I only have one question: Where’s the Kotaku Fish?

Ah.. the uprising begins. “It’s still my turn, Christopher...”

I think history has demonstrated time and again that there’s always another Hitler.

They’re exclusively a shady way to make money.

I’m just going to drop this in a few different places in this comments section:

...and mislead them like any good barker.

Let’s not forget this little chestnut from 14 years ago:

What money does Gen Z have to invest? Jim Cramer really should shut the fuck up about college loans.

i liked “im gonna take you for a ride”, thats mahvel baby

This sounds like Capcom suddenly remembered that Third Strike is part of this game’s lineage as well, and I’m loving it.

People love having houses on the water. The closer, the better in most cases. It’s not very smart in the long term(especially on the coasts) but it’s a pretty view 99.9% of the time.

To be fair politicians are still entitled to vacations and if you’ve expressly planned one to take you out of touch then that’s tough luck...

He’s going to be really upset when he hears about this new western lib fanservice anime featuring gender bending as its central plot point:

The Changelog – Episode #490 : Schneier on security for tomorrow’s software 

Poe’s Law.

“Yawn, another (liberal) author for a video game website trying to take a hit at one of the most innovative men to ever live.”

Never takes long for a Musk bro to show up and post something cringy and hilarious.   

He’s insanely rich because he started out ridiculously rich because of apartheid South Africa, I think you can guess

So how is “being woke” a lie?