shakerdangler
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shakerdangler

I work in entertainment, and this is one of the realest and truest things I have heard someone in this industry say:

Congratulations

Only a matter of time until Gizmodo and Jalopnik lose theirs too, which will kill a lot of the reason I bother to visit more than once per day. I guess they figure that since the regular commenters probably number something like 100 people these days it’s not worth the upkeep. When I see a reddit thread based on a

wtf happen to the comments over on the avclub

As I always say, this is the most American approach to a problem. Rather than consuming less or eliminating all meat from diets, the solution was to find a way to grow it in labs. I would imagine there is no nutritional or health advantage to it, similar to eating impossible products. The answer was already there but

Paying somebody to do something is almost always more expensive than doing it yourself.

Can someone provide research and data I can read on the energy budget for lab grown meat. I am curious how much more efficient the conversion rate is compared to actual live animals. I have looked a bit but not found anything clear. 

Not a hot take. Closer to the best take. At the very least, most should agree it shouldn’t be #1. It’s way closer to 21 if it has to be on the list

No Xavier: Renegade Angel, no sale.

People are horrified whenever they ask me “who do you admire” and I reply “no one”.

I think the important thing is to not get sucked into the cult of personality.

Cool, thanks, now I’ll just spend the rest of my life vomiting. 

it takes a shit load of water to grow almonds so it’s not as eco-friendly as they would like you to think.

Look, I don’t know what almond  milk did to piss off Aubrey Plaza. I don’t need to know. I  just know that I don’t want to cross her, so now I hate it too

There is a really fun part in the documentaries that are special features on “Brazil” where they talk about expecting a huge $$$ hit from the fact that the entire score was the song “Brazil.” But, instead, the copyright owners hired an actual musicologist (I may get some details wrong, been a while) and he found that

everyone in the comments should sue each other for stealing the same joke.

If every chord progression can only be used once per musical style, there isn’t going to be much left for future generations to work with and we’ve probably entered the clownpenis.fart stage of music (“Our lawyers recommend throwing a Bb Dim7 chord in the middle there, you’ll barely notice it.”)

I’m calling bullshit—if he really just wanted corporate hand jobs and hawkishness towards China, but without the culture war garbage, he'd be a vanilla Democrat.

If Thiel sticks to staying out of politics

Fuckin’ A! Soup ‘em if ya got ‘em!