This is disgusting, obviously.

Not only is it a terrible punchline (man likes anal sex haha?), but it also doesn’t really work on its own terms.

Yeah theres nothing in the trailer that lands. High concept un-funny business.

Wow that last joke that ends the trailer.... woof.

Pete could have stood up for himself without using Kim as a crutch. This is sick and if you think Pete it right to do this that’s gross. 

The lengths people will go to on a supposedly feminist website. To prop up a man using sexual relations with a woman to taunt her unstable ex as opposed to just staying the fuck out of it is sooooooo on brand for Jezebel. 

Who’s watching the kids while Pete’s in bed with Kim? IDK man, maybe one of the 8 nannies ya’all underpay and mistreat who work round the clock for that family.

“Davidson “has apparently always wanted to go to space””

Not the move, Pete. Not the move. 

Ugh.

“Smile more.”

I think the focus should be on rehabilitation, not punishment for the sake of punishment, or as a deterrent, which I don’t think is effective. If it were up to me, the prison system would look more like it does in the Nordic countries, probably even more liberal than that. They have way lower recidivism rates, which…

“ii) he’s going to county jail, not prison, so he’ll be out in about half the time, and again, it’s county jail, not Oz.”

Tell me you’ve never seen, been to, or heard of Cook County Jail without telling me you’ve never seen, been to, or heard of Cook County Jail. 

i) He deserves it, mainly because he keeps lying about it, so stop making like this is harsh, especially after you yourself said he was ready to throw the 2 guys under the bus.

Heidi Montag out here just “Kali Ma!”-ing it around for no good reason.

You can’t lead with that and then not give a description of what he actually did that was so above and beyond.

please report all suspicious activity to your block supervisor.

But how in the hell does any of this work in reality? If abortion is banned in your state and you know you can get sued if you go to Illinois, you’re not going to broadcast what you’re doing. How the hell is the state going to prove anything?!

Just like you will probably never need the speed, power, and features of a $2500 laptop, you will never need the $1200 smart phone.

Because MANY people just go get the next iPhone because they like (or feel locked into) iOS.