Pastures offer space, freedom, unlimited grazing, and good bedding, so it’s a good environment for sure, but as far as I can tell that’s not what’s happening in the experiment.

I’m two degrees separated from an actual dairy farmer, but even I can tell this experiment is BS. Things that keep a cow relaxed:

Good points. Price and specs are good, great even.

I think it’s a gravity bike. I remember these being chic a couple years ago. Just wheels, gravity, and your feet. There’s also this:

Everyone’s ragging on you for using the wrong term, but if you bought in 2012 at $27, and Tesla’s current value is ~$330, it works out to an annualized growth rate of ~43%. Not too shabby!

I’m imagining something like this...

Mmmmm. This article.. these comments... I have missed this.

It’s both the carrot and the stick that drives capitalism. I’m not a believer in absolute evil, but if you were to try and isolate the common root causes of global warming, wealth inequality, political partisanship, the concept that money now must be more money later is at the top of the list. 

Dairy’s been in a bad way for the last 5 years. Recently, the price farmers get for their milk has spiked (due to lower cheese inventories), but that isn’t expected to last. The last good price farmers got was in 2014, ~ $22 / 100 lb of milk. The last 5 years, the average has been about $16-17.

Gawker forever, Splinter forever. I can’t believe I’ve been coming to these sites for 1/4 of my lifetime. Splinter closing hurt, but Gawker... that was a bad, bad, bad day. 

..... Simone, or your wife? 

I howled at Eleanor and Micheal’s “reveal” laugh. It wasn’t a joke, per se, but it worked so perfectly within the story, thematically, as a solution, and the execution.... just, everything.

What fresh hell is this?! 

Oh, great “costume,” fucker. Congrats on being the equivalent of the guy wearing a sports jersey to the office Halloween party. 

RIP Gawker, RIP Splinter, RIP Deadspin. I was never a sportsball guy but Deadspin’s irreverence, writing, and commentariat had me coming back at least once a day.

https://theweek.com/articles/875497/capitalism-without-consequences—rich

Deadspin:

Eeehh... maybe cool it, for a bit, ey? Shuttering comments across the board will be the death knell of everything. That’s not what we want, is it? 

I have a problem, Dr. Nerdlove.

Oh great! Good! Turn off comments on Deadspin, see how that affects your impression numbers, you literally incredible goobers.