Don't let your random instances of a thin woman cloud your experiences. Sure, I've been told that they just wanna take me out for cheeseburgers and fries and a malt because "c'mon girl you need to eat!" Yeah. Its happened. But the idea that I should be offended by a catchy song because thank the lord I'm of the size…

I'm gonna level with you. There are so many better workouts that you can find that will have your safety in mind. I know that crossfit people say that some people sacrifice form for blah blah blah. The general mindset of crossfit is you do the hardest, the quickest, and the heaviest. Its really not the best thing for…

I hate when people tall thin women present another side of the coin feel good coin. I'm a tall thin lady and I really don't see the harm in All About That Bass. I get positive reinforcement on the daily because I'm tall and thin. I generally rarely feel like I can't wear something or he doesn't like me because of my…

I don't know why the thing that struck me most was that he tried to find a hitman by asking friends and family. Thats the worst possible way to do it. You want your friends and family to be genuinely shocked and say you'd never do something like that. If she was murdered everyones statement to the police would be "You…

"Shocking Baby News for Khloe! Heartbroken Kim gives North to Khloe for the Autumnal Equinox"

Aw. Someone got a pedicure AFTER she got a spray tan. I've been there, girl. Also, I'm gonna go ahead and call what the tabloid rumor about this is gonna be. Kim Kardashian: BROKE! Forced to fly coach with baby in her lap after Kayne's mistress CUTS HER OFF!

I'm dying laughing right now. You know those guys who can't handle rejection so when a woman rebuffs them they'll loudly yell "WHATEVER! THAT UGLY BITCH IS GAY!" so everyone in the vicinity can look at her and try and decide if she's come from the gym or if she's a sporty lesbian? Yeah. He took that guy to the next…

I love that they had the character names and not the names of the actors on the chairs. Or that the name was on the front of the chair instead of the back of the chair.

I cannot wait for the lifetime movie version of this story to be made. Really. I am gonna love that Saturday Night World Premiere. I'm gonna spend the rest of my work day wondering which is worse: being married to Dexter Morgan or being married to that douche boogaloo

I'm like Dr. Frankenstein except instead of murder and bitter feelings I just want all the oopsy daisy sorry about that melted hair creations to grow up and maybe get a 401k

Well, we kinda regressed because of technology. When I was a kid my parents had to interact with me and by default they learned my likes and things that meant a lot to me. I remember I was on my best behavior because I really wanted to watch the season finale of Murder in Small Town X and that was a solid week of me…

I quietly got front row Britney Spears tickets and backstage passes the day of the concert when I was 8 because the contest winner was acting like a real dick and her mom gave the tickets back and my mom was the first person to answer their phone on the list of runner ups. It wasn't discussed on the radio but quietly…

I kinda feel sympathetic for her. I left a skipper doll on the back deck of our house for a week while we were on vacation. It was like 100 degrees and she was in direct sunlight all day every day. Skipper looked a lot like Miss Liv Can't at that end of the week. I kinda want the melted barbie knockoffs to rise up and…

I know I just came out pretty strongly against rustic outdoor weddings but I'm willing to change it to absolutely no more weddings on farms/barns/sprawling estates where a goat or chicken wouldn't be out of place but if there are otters that live on that property you get a pass

I'm sure spraying the area where guests will be helps. But for some reason it seems like theres a rule that these farms have to have a body of gross water like a tiny man made lake or theres a trough filled with grimey water.

Someone is going to tell you that you can use coconut oil and eucalyptus or some hippie nonsense. Don't listen to them. Use bug spray. Theres no shame in using commercial bug sprays so you don't end up scratching your back like a bear in the wild on a festively decorated lamp post.

Sure. Those are all great reasons why people should stop having barn weddings. Really. But lets talk about the real reason people need to cut it the fuck out with barn weddings: mosquitos. Seriously. Has anyone ever gone to a rustic outdoor wedding and not gone home at the end of the night, take your fancy outfit off,…

I actually endorse your friend talking you into not confronting them. Anyone who would kick a tiny animal over a ledge (even if its a tiny drop) are not the people you want to confront. Especially on the same ledge that they just kicked an animal off of.

Everyone knows that. But some people are allergic to latex and the non latex counterparts which are less effective. Or they're of the more is more and more is better mindset and they'd like to have a backup plan if a condom does break. Or maybe they're in a monogamous relationship and they just don't wanna deal with…

I had a conversation about this the other day. I decided that if a guy refers to his ex as crazy especially if they had multiple crazy ex's that I immediately shut it down and want nothing to do with that person anymore. Generally guys who talk about their crazy ex's their ex was probably crazy but the set your car…