Easy solution: tell the craziest girlfriend about this in passing. "Oh, jeeze. Theres Becca. She thinks she's sly and we don't know she rubs up on our boyfriends like a cat in heat when we aren't looking. I feel really bad for her. You know, that something happened to her that made her self esteem so low she has to…

Unfortunately not for the better

Ah. Yes. You saved those snarky replies for me. 4th slice of pie?

What if I tell you I'm deeply sorry for inflicting that upon you. Would that help?

I feel like she wasn't serious enough and laughed at all his serious statements. Like he would talk about famine in Africa and she'd laugh and make a joke that she'd kill for ebola so Joan Rivers would lay off of her. I may be projecting my own relationship on to theirs.

I actually didn't imagine them as real people. I'd say the closest I could imagine them would be them being smurfs for some reason. For some reason if they're smurfs I don't want to vomit

Yes. He claims that he consented and it didn't effect him negatively. Although, he would never tell his sister or any future girlfriends/wives of his so I don't know. I feel like everyone needs a platonic yet nurturing hug after reading that

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comment…

I genuinely don't get behavior like this. Sure, one could argue that your mom was being blah blah blah. But if the vegetables were hidden and he liked it why wouldn't he be happy that someone was thinking about him enough to try and sneak vegetables into his diet? I just don't get the vegetable hate when something…

There was a paper published about him and his mom. I read entirely too much of that AMA

That pretty accurately sums up how I feel about the internet right now.

Thank you for that. I needed a chuckle

I feel like Nine West didn't think this through. Meaning they didn't think about the unintended subtext that your starter husband is gonna be a poor mother fucker and you can only afford nine west with him when what you really want is a pair of Jimmy Choos

AMA; I am a man who had a sexual relationship with his mother.

God dammit. Between someone getting me reading the reddit mother fucker story and this I would like to quit the internet. Jesus. Next I'm gonna end up reading an update to the mother daughter porn duo and then I'm just gonna have to jump off a bridge

Oh, I was the most stubborn of asses during all of this. I was in casts for almost 3 months because of where it broke. I refused to have anyone dress or undress me and I sure as hell wasn't gonna ask someone to help me get back into my pants at school so I wore a lot of dresses and some hilarious tennis skorts. I…

I feel like if I start hating my boyfriend because of the way he eats soup its more that I hate him so much that I've actually started trying to invent new ways to hate him. There are times where their favorite food is a food you despise. I hate potatoes. I always have and I've tried them a couple times throughout the…

Why did you do this to me?

I am genuinely afraid of how you thought it was going to end

I'm going to change the ending of my story to this. Its far funnier than me slouching while my mom told me that that little girl was a bitch and there was no way she was gonna get a prom date with that attitude.