Yes. It happened twice. And yes, to this day my dad still asks me "What? Ya got two broken arms! Get it yourself!" when I ask him to hand me anything.

I had two broken arms when I was 14 and my mom had to cut up all my food for me for a couple months. I refused to be fed by her so it was really just a messy experience for all. But I was always mortified when she had to do this for me in public. A little girl asked her mom why my mom was cutting up my food for me and…

I agree with all of this. If you really think about food in relationships its crazy how much it influences things. I was just thinking about how I love trying new restaurants and how some Sundays my boyfriend and I will drive somewhere that is 45 minutes away just to try it because we heard something good about it…

Nope. Sorry. I could not get past someone eating only kid foods. Its one thing to not like something but to limit your options to places you would take your kid cousin would not fly with me. I think being an adult picky eater also shows an unwillingness to adapt to change and its a pretty clear indicator that you're…

Ugh. I'm having a mild rage stroke right now. Why is it that an ex Nickelodeon star us under fire and felt the need to state that she isn't a role model and she can't live her life worried about if someone is gonna take offense to her posting an instagram tagged #datass but no one is making football players feel like…

No. Perez doesn't sell shoes. I was super hype about the fact he was selling knockoff shoes to his readers. It seemed like a perfect metaphor for Perez and his readers. This is a less dramatic reenactment of how I felt in that moment

I was on my phone and scrolled too far. Curiosity got the cat and Curiosity was upset that she lived in a world that contained such gross bottom feeders. But then I remembered icanhas.cheeseburger.com existed and I was fine after that. I wonder if Perezhilton.com still exists? Poor Paris. Perez was more famous than…

I used to check TMZ daily just to see what was going on. Now I randomly think of tmz and wonder if they are still around. I read their comments once and its filled with racist religious dudes who want to do nothing more than comment on why someone deserves to be raped. I don't know why I was surprised that the guys…

Ah, my friend. Its so much worse than that. I'm a conventionally attractive, smart woman who reads, I have a bunch of other interests other than my looks and books, and I have a pretty solid grasp on all sports and whats going on in them. What I have learned during my travels through life as someone who is pretty cool…

Alright. I wasn't gonna tell this story but now I have to. I have 4 brothers and I'm the youngest and the only girl. Obviously they were trying for a girl and 5 kids were their limit. So my mom lost her ever loving mind over having a daughter and until I got old enough to tell her to cut it out. She painted my room…

I'm gonna guess that the numbers kept rising because people saw their HOA post a facebook status "If you found a super creepy doll, your house isn't haunted by a victorian era indentured servant. Stop posting this story on reddit nosleep and call the local sheriffs office."

We had a guy who would park his car on the street on the hill above the pool and he would just sit and watch our swim practices. Apparently he was an ex olympic swimmer and he had a pretty bad head injury (WHY WAS HE DRIVING? I've never got a straight answer on that one) and he was comforted by hearing/seeing the swim…

I'm lucky that its short hair that just makes me so itchy I want to rip my skin off. If it was thin downy airborne hair I'm pretty sure that I would have to walk away from the house and resign from this family.

I wash my sheets every week. I always have but I really enjoy sunday night fresh sheets night and I have a dog. Dog+ human + human = sheets that need to be washed as humanly possible because thats a lot of living things shedding all over things

I'm gonna need more information here. Are we talking no flat sheet but still using a fitted sheet? Because I'm about to faint while clutching my pearls if people are just sleeping on their mattresses like frat boys