OH MY GOD SAME!! I call it being “accidentally cute”

I wear dresses, leggings, and flats because they are easier to put on. A couple of months ago my coworker asked if I constantly wore dresses as a “religious thing” which I found odd because the dresses I wear aren’t very conservative. Her eyebrows reached a new level when I explained that I do it because it is…

Yeah I feel like she is loving this and that's why she did it. She is now a household name and in every tabloid. Why else would you brag about hurting another woman on social media??

I literally never heard of Rachel Roy until yesterday, so... I guess she accomplished what she set out to do?

You’re talking about the affair. I’m talking about the way she outted herself yesterday and on top of that her dig about good hair.

So, as a former “other woman” there’s a good way to act and a bad way (as is true of everything). I’ve had extended convos with the wife and even was Facebook friends with her (he found it and made her delete so now we just text—turns out he’s abusive! And no he didn’t display that behavior towards me, but I was not…

He deserves the brunt of the blame. Yes, but at the same time I’m not a monster if I don’t want to absolve the mistress of any wrongdoing and don’t want to be her bff.

“Good hair” is just code for “white girl” hair. It doesn’t have anything to do with how it was styled on a particular day, it’s a comment on how white women’s natural hair is considered a societal beauty ideal over black women and their natural hair.

Like, ‘Gee should I leave my house today? NO I SHOULD NEVER LEAVE MY HOUSE BEYONCE FANS WILL THROW ACID LACED LEMONADE AT ME.’

I would also be in the middle of a personal emergency if every Beyonce fan IN THIS UNIVERSE and a few others were being super fucking insane. Holy shit.

the rachel ray jokes have been killing me.

Or...

Could it be that he assumed that reverse would take him back in time?

I thought so too, until he turned on the wipers while his windshield was almost completely submerged, lol.

I prefer to think of it as ambition and positive thinking!

The reverse lights coming on has got to be the funniest expression of futility I’ve ever seen.

Everything about this woman is boring. I can’t even say she’s vanilla, because vanilla is actually delicious.

#TeamSarah

I was born with a full head of hair too, I didn’t realize it was a big deal???

I don't find this crazy because all my Indian cousins kids look like this. They also come out with thick eyebrows and full beards lmao not even kidding. The girls and the boys.