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Jun 25 2017
15

And all you have to do is stick that bottle of water into a freezer for a couple of hours and BLAM... a deadly weapon!

Jun 25 2017
45

All those boys had to do was wait until winter freezes the water and they could carve it into a gun. You don’t know what these officers go through!

Jun 25 2017
50

It was clearly for the safety of the sellers. If the cops hadn’t cuffed them they would have been forced to shoot them as wielding a deadly weapon. And if you don’t think water is a deadly weapon, try get a water bottle onto an airplane...

Dec 5 2016
11

Were any of the bystanders wearing safety pins, though? That’s how you can tell who will support and defend their persecuted minority countrymen have an eggnog latte and an air of indifference to the suffering of those around them.

Dec 5 2016
28

Monday’s news cycle has yet to begin and I fear this incident won’t get the attention it deserves. In my mind, it should take the form of a headline, written in some bold, urgent font, emblazoned at the top of every conceivable piece of news media and accompanied by the 808 Mafia siren sound from Kill Bill.
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Dec 5 2016
30

The Washington Post included many tweets of people who believe this hoax in a way that, to me, felt like an attempt at showing both sides of the story. I get wanting to do objective journalism but sometimes there just aren’t two legit sides. Read more

Dec 5 2016
66

yeah I love a good conspiracy theory but pizzagate was hard to get into even on a hate-reading level because it was actually so confusing and ridiculous. there are so many layers of bullshit and different people being dragged into it with such weird proof, trying to follow it is impossible. And thats when I realized Read more

Dec 5 2016
29

Why is it that the group of people that are always crowing about their second amendment rights are constantly making themselves the perfect example of why they should be taken away?

Dec 5 2016
34

Okay, let’s — just for a second — try to parse this. He wanted to “self-investigate.” So he goes in, and points a gun at an employee. This employee, not unreasonably, runs away. So he starts shooting. Now, let’s pretend for a moment that we’re inside (shudder) this mook’s brain. How does walking in and opening fire Read more

Dec 5 2016
148

I am 100% certain that he assumed their would be a big door with a sign on it saying, “Top Secret Dungeon!!!”.

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Dec 5 2016
152

Let’s add a few more layers of stupid. He believed the best way to investigate a crime is to walk in guns blazing. Like an episode of sherlock on meth.

Of course, he didn’t think that, he thought he was already right and would find evidence to prove it.

Dec 5 2016
200

I’m reminded of the time Reddit stalked a day care center because they believed it was a front for arms trafficking. Read more

Dec 5 2016
135

“Pizzagate” is a bizarre conspiracy theory. I heard a bit about it online a little while ago, so I Googled it. I ended up on this page detailing the “conspiracy” and it legitimately looked like the ramblings of a paranoid schizophrenic. I don’t mean that to be insulting - there seemed to be something truly wrong with Read more

Dec 5 2016
40

Okay. This is a couple of miles from me. I visit that shopping area a lot. It’s bad enough that the orange wanna be despot is moving into the WH, but now this region has to deal with delusion people coming here to act on shit that is blatantly false.
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Dec 5 2016
253

This story just proves how stupid hatred can make you. This man honestly believed that a random pizza shop was a front for a child sex ring on the behalf of Hillary Clinton. A story that is fucking ridiculous to anyone with a half a brain, but because it involves Clinton this Klan wannabe was ready to go on a crusade. Read more

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