I assume his notifications are off, given that most of what he tweets gets hundreds of RTs and likes. If not I don’t think he would ever be able to sleep through the night. Whether there was enough time for someone to call and let him know, I guess it depends on how many “seconds” went by. But it would have to be long…

Amazing how just seconds after he was hacked, he managed to sleepwalk to his phone and delete the tweet while sleeping.

I ranted about this in Slack, but what bothers me about these bullshit foul calls the most (because I am the kind of weirdo who thinks about things in these terms) is: They’re not penalizing defenders for breaking basketball rules. They’re affirmatively rewarding offensive players for successfully play-acting.

Didn’t they blow a 28-3 lead to the Patriots?

The dependent, or parasitic, aspect of their nature is the only thing a tumour and a fetus shares.

Cool story. I’m glad you trusted us enough to think that we’d care what you think.

If that were truly the case, then government should actively promote birth control as a means to reduce unwanted pregnancies. Except anti-abortionists are typically morally opposed to contraception. Every action I’ve ever seen the anti-abortion side take indicates they want to punish women for the audacity of having…

You obviously don’t know how 1) expensive even an 8 week pill abortion can be 2) inconvenient it is to think that women pop Mifepristone and Misoprostol like they’re m&M’s

I have the (unpopular) view that abortion is the termination of a human life

Let this be a lesson to white women that they can kiss the asses of racist white men all they want, but the moment they stand up for their womanhood they’ll be left in the cold.

Patriots make moves and get slobber jobs before any of the moves actually pan out. Go Boston and Billy Simmons.

The only logical reason that I can think of for the Patriots to trade a 1st round draft pick for Brandin Cooks is that, while Brady doesn’t necessarily need an elite WR to shine, Garropolo might. And the last time the team was this stacked they went 18-1. I’d love to see Brady end his career by going 19-0 followed…

“Livin the fast life in fast cars /

“When this great nation was established, the African-American community experienced unemployment close to 0% in certain portions of the country.”

DeVos went on to express nostalgia for “nearly full employment of the antebellum plantation system.”

Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this:

Kinja’s not showing my original response, but long and short of it is: yeah. Go about 1 parts to 3 or 4 parts lemon juice, splash of olive oil to cut it a bit and give it some clinginess.

If I’m feeling cheap, I toss some white vinegar in too, but go about 1-3 paste-lemon juice (A little bit goes a LONG way, but I like it funky), then olive oil to taste.