If something is a proper name you can spell it with 4 m's and a silent Q and it doesn't matter.

However people think it should be pronounced the truth is in my experience, people that pronounce it with a hard G are computer newbies. Experienced computer users choose jiff. If you've never heard it pronounced jiff, you probably hang around with luddites.

Sam & Max are a rabitty thingie and a dog.

This sounds like a horrible idea. Laptop quality video hardware is way below desktop hardware. I think your going to end up playing games at a much lower resolution to make them playable defeating the purpose of having such a high res display, besides for desktop and productivity. Games will look worse on this than…

This is just the lazy shit millennials try to pass of as witty and funny. It's really just bad.

I personally dont like the random spawning around tha battlefield type games, that's where you can never be sure where a strong enemy force will come from. Play a real game like Day of Defeat where everyone spawns from a single place and you only need to check for enemy combats once and not worry that they are going…

A Phantom stylus. Is that where you sit on your junk till it goes numb and then fap?

And here I thought it was just saying how nice it would be to order around your significant other and have it obey like the xbox...even though in reality you'd tell them to go to get more beer and it would probably tell you it can't pause now.

Being forced to use wifi in my house I know I would prefer to have everything wired if I could.

I must point to my blog where I discuss DLC as if you were ordering a pizza:

Well criminals have never been mistaken for being smart.

I don't understand what's the difference between an energy meter and a hidden energy meter where you have to buy gems to feed them to your hatchlings or wait longer?

I drink your milkshake. fptfptfptfpt.

If that's how you communicate without trolling no wonder your friends call you a tard.

How do I get more conventional memory?

At least with a gift card you know they can't be forced to spend it on bills.

DON'T forget to take them to the secret master race race meeting once you have built them a PC.

They accidentally the error messages.