Spoken like a true non-Benz owner. Nicely done!

Nyet, Jason...nyet. The Russians want you to think their space program isn’t going anywhere.

If you have to ask...then no. ;)

Maxi pads are kinky and fun.

That's it?

Here we go with the war crap again...

"I'm drunk, bro."

Well, he won't be allowed behind the wheel again.

That was meant for another commentator.

Looks pretty fake to me. Just keepin' it real, yo.

Why can't these dangerous "sports" be banned? Also bullfighting, "sports" where innocent animals are violently impaled and murdered.

Front wheel drive? NOPE.

Wow, this is hilarious. I remember the commercial as a kid.

Always the crappy "music." Always.

And spew a bunch of carcinogenic diesel exhaust into the environment? Zoinks! No thanks.

Moving beyond your annoyingly bombastic and self-congratulatory style of writing, you're wrong. I've been tracked down by Scientology via my car's license plate, ending up with these freaks visiting my two former places of residence, one of which was my family home where they proceeded to harass my parents with…

Sorry, doofus, your bullshit corporate apologism doesn't fly here. Sounds like you work for a label, but guess what: people aren't stupid. They know when something has been legitimately ripped off.

Dubai: a city built on the backs of enslaved migrant workers. I'll pass.

China has no excuse for this shit and should clean up their act immediately. Shameful.

Wait, people still use Facebook?