Wagons: not particularly cool at all, and any idiot can get one.

I could very well be mistaken!

I agree. There is simply something epic about the 5.4L supercharged V8.

Fuego, get over here and sterilize my opium spoon.

Why is the Benz camera truck's suspension jacked up so high?

Oh, AFLAC Duck and not Afro Duck.

Don't be stoopid, kid.

Disgusting.

Nope. No amount of lighting or variant angles would make that design — especially with that awful veneer shit — look better. In fact, more lighting would just make it all the more scary. Yuck.

Disgusting. Glad this perp got arrested. You just don't pull shit like that at a public venue. Question is: why is she a "heroine"?

You're right, that looks MUCH better than that cheapish looking veneer crap.

That's what I was thinking. This shit looks questionably designed and installed and just plain...outdated.

LEGALIZE IT.

Meh, the low torque is a deal-killer. I could care less about top speed; for me, it is actually about acceleration at lower speeds — basically, up to 60.

Only a measly 300 HP out of that 850...amiright?

That'll buff out.

Like the song says, "Pass the douche on the left-hand side"....

Girlfriend needs therapy, apparently.

FUCKING GROSS.

Meh. Unfunny.