Nope. Not on my tax dime you don't.

Wait, people still use Facebook?

That's it?

Here we go with the war crap again...

"I'm drunk, bro."

Well, he won't be allowed behind the wheel again.

That was meant for another commentator.

Looks pretty fake to me. Just keepin' it real, yo.

Why can't these dangerous "sports" be banned? Also bullfighting, "sports" where innocent animals are violently impaled and murdered.

Eyes open too wide on Yoda. Fail.

Front wheel drive? NOPE.

Wow, this is hilarious. I remember the commercial as a kid.

Always the crappy "music." Always.

And spew a bunch of carcinogenic diesel exhaust into the environment? Zoinks! No thanks.

Moving beyond your annoyingly bombastic and self-congratulatory style of writing, you're wrong. I've been tracked down by Scientology via my car's license plate, ending up with these freaks visiting my two former places of residence, one of which was my family home where they proceeded to harass my parents with…

Sorry, doofus, your bullshit corporate apologism doesn't fly here. Sounds like you work for a label, but guess what: people aren't stupid. They know when something has been legitimately ripped off.

Dubai: a city built on the backs of enslaved migrant workers. I'll pass.

That'll buff out.

China has no excuse for this shit and should clean up their act immediately. Shameful.

Wait, people still use Facebook?