Hurdy hurr, aren't you clever. Hint: no.

Do this stupid, pedantic and irresponsible shit on a public road and we'll see just how "free" your reckless driving citation turns out to be.

You done shit yourself, Mr. Crapper.

You're a complete and utter ignoramus if you take a flu shot.

Lost? No.

Shhhhh! Like, zoinks! That's a secret!

Lol! You're funny. Loved it.

Sir, put down whatever you're smoking, and report to Sick Bay at once.

Au contraire, mon frère. I drive a coupe with well over 500HP and 500ft-lb. of torque.

And boys will be girls, too, because - hey, it's practically 2015 up in this bitch.

No, thanks, dude...not my thing but don't worry, I don't judge you.

(Checks Maps app on iPhone for self-location.) Nope. Right where I'm supposed to be.

Not trying to troll. Merely pointing out that this is quite a hazardous activity upon the environment and is completely unnecessary. It's just a show of male bravado.

Come again, Mr. Retard?

Um, for the cars, dude. The fuck's the matter with you?

Eh? What are you blathering on about?

Only a man with a terribly small penis needs a boat with a "huge ass gun."

Are you something something, blah blah blah... That's about as far as I made it.

Apparently you're the one confused, buddy. Better lay off breathing in toxic burnout fumes produced by fat slob douchebags.

That's fucking ridiculous. Helmets off to the drivers who filmed this shit and forced those lazy, neglectful Tennessee sonsabitches in the Transportation Division to ban dangerous crap like this.