I assiduously avoid buying ANYTHING from the toxic, totalitarian-driven slave nation known as China.

Incredibly childish and extremely toxic for the environment.

Made in China? Fuck no, I'll pass...for numerous reasons.

"Do you even lift?" Love it.

The police tweeted a series of underscores? How crude.

This is an outrage. OUTRAGE, I tell you.

People still use Facebook? HAHAHAHA!!!!

Ruh roh! Like, ZOINKS!!

No substitute for a larger capacity iphone, dude.

Yes, there are. Just used it all the way back from Phoenix to Los Angeles this past weekend, and it worked as expected.

Zzzzzzzzz.......

Dude, the extra "$15,000" you could have ostensibly saved to increase your down payment on your home is laughingly negligible, and grievously fails to justifiably substitute the THREE YEARS of enjoyment you derived from that new Mini.

Whoop de fucking doo.

#piloterror

The only lies come from you. Israel is in direct violation of UNA law. No lie there, you ignorant ostrich.

Fact remains, buddy, that Israel is in violation of UN international law. Period. They are not supposed to be in Palestine.

Oh, look: another ostrich-like oof trying to troll.

Ah, the joys of Android.

The best Chromebook is a MacBook Pro.

Yup, here comes the entirely anticipated "ANTI-SEMITE!!" race card. Congratulations on your originality.