"And the proles eagerly digested their latest surveillance gadget, oblivious to the ulterior motives hidden in the shiny, new Trojan horse they wheeled in for only a hundred quid."

"yes except the surface pros are significantly better than an iPad. They do a hell of a lot more than an iPad ever could."

Lol! That's a good one! But this crap doesn't hold a candle to an iPhone. Can't wait until my iPhone 6 arrives!

LOLOL!!!! Would do the same thing myself if someone tried to force me to use whatever latest dismal Microsoft product was out instead of my Apple device.

Nope. That's what dealer pre-inspections and extended warranties are for.

So, now they're recalling the recall.

I boycott Amazon thanks to Gawker's intensive coverage of how abysmal its workers are routinely treated.

Confused. Hasn't it always been first person?

Ugh. What a horrible prerogative to have to shop for.

Awesome tips! Safari is my go-to browser, and it just got better.

"The hobby involves spending most of your free time at a service center."

And actually, it's Disney-era Phil Collins that's the war crime.

Yes! Yes! Yes! Loved this scene and what an amazing show Miami Vice was for cars!

No, thanks. Because of all the articles posted on the Gawker blogs clearly paint a negative picture of Amazon's business practices (especially its treatment of workers), I boycott Amazon.

I don't put anything into my mouth that's emerged from a microwave.

Make it so, Mercedes!!

"Would that there was a cop around to bust every asshat passing traffic on the shoulder."

Mid-20s dudes. Riiiiiiight.

A true visual horror I wish I had not laid eyes upon.

I appreciate the response. I'll try to reign in my recoil at seeing Taylor Swift mentioned for the umpteenth time today and reread.