Please elaborate. Seeing one Taylor Swift promotional piece after the other has got me questioning why I'm here.

It's as if they are trying to see how much of a joke can be made of their entire blogging platform with all this Taylor Swift crap.

It's reached vomitable proportions now. There can't possibly be so many prepubescent Gawker readers.

What if we don't want this shit?

Did your overlords direct you to include a Taylor Swift reference in every Gawker article today?

How much is Gawker getting paid by the Tyler Swift PR campaign for all this coverage?

You just don't stop, do you? No one cares about your warmongering bullshit.

How about that dude who played Neo in The Matrix?

ANYONE but Ashton Fucking Kutcher, please.

Like, my mouth is watering for some peanut butter cups now.

An Air Pro is coming? Rooby rooby rooooooo!!!!!

How can I help?

No surprise here. Apple iPad Air 2, here I come.

Meh. AppleTV is the way to go.

Awesome. All the more reason to get Spotify.

Nahhh. Would much rather have an Apple Air 2!

Actually, it's Microsoft who is most known for corporate greed, refularly squeezing out unfinished turds like Windows Vista — LOLOL!!!

Jahaha! Nice one, Windows corporate trolling bot! I am getting the Apple Watch as it kicks ass on this flimsy, I'll-designed piece of crap. Typical Windows, though. Lol!

You must just be a Windows fanboy or troll. You look pretty desperate, dude. Lol!

Would MUCH rather have an Apple!!